Fare Thee Well Barnabas
The Carpenter’s tools held a conference with Brother Hammer presiding over the conference. During the conference several suggested that he leave the meeting because he was way too loud. Bro. Hammer replied, “If I have to leave the workshop, Brother Screw must go also. You have to turn him around and around again and again to get him to accomplish anything.” Bro. Screw spoke up, “If you wish, I’ll leave, but Bro. Plane must leave too. All his work is on the surface and his efforts have no depth at all.” Bro. Plane retorted, “Bro. Rule will also have to withdraw, for he is always measuring folks as though he were the only one who is right.” Then Bro. Rule complained about Bro. Sandpaper. He said, “You ought to leave too because you are so rough and always rubbing people the wrong way.” Then in the midst of the conference the Carpenter walked in. He put His apron on and went to the work bench to construct a pulpit. He used the hammer, screw, p...